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Justin Timberlake, Cameron Diaz Interview, Bad Teacher

Elizabeth Halsey (Cameron Diaz) is a teacher who just doesn’t give an F. She’s foul-mouthed, ruthless, and wildly inappropriate. She drinks, she gets high, and she can’t wait to marry her meal ticket and walk away from her day job teaching middle school. When she’s dumped by her fiancé, she sets her plan in motion to win over a rich, handsome substitute (Justin Timberlake) – competing for his affections with an overly energetic colleague, Amy (Lucy Punch) – but finds herself fighting off the advances of an irreverent gym teacher (Jason Segel). Elizabeth’s outrageous schemes and their wild consequences will shock her students, her co-workers, and even herself.

MoviesOnline sat down with Cameron Diaz, Justin Timberlake, Jason Segel, Lucy Punch, Phyllis Smith and director Jake Kasdan to talk about their new movie at a press conference in Los Angeles. They told us what it was like to be part of such a terrific ensemble cast, how fun it was to play fully drawn characters that were so over-the-top outrageous, and why having a woman in the lead role pushing the envelope made the script insanely funny. They also shared their most memorable teacher moments and explained why finding a sugar daddy during an economic downturn is a smart financial strategy that even Susie Orman would approve of.

Q: Cameron, I love how your character was blatantly motivated to get a boob job. Was it fun to have the wrong self-image values?

CAMERON: Completely. Obviously, if I thought that I could get somewhere with having bigger boobies, I would have done it by now. But, for her, it’s everything. It’s called hard economic times. Have you ever heard of this? You can’t find a millionaire the way you could three, four years ago before the Crash. So it’s a lot of work for her now. It’s an investment. Susie Orman would have been like “Girl, 5-Year Plan.” So yeah, she’s working hard for those. She knows that to get what you want you have to have a goal and her goal is to invest in her business and get a pair of tits.

Q: It was blatantly to find a sugar daddy too. That’s not right either.

CAMERON: But I’m not judging, clearly. I’m not judging. But the thing about it is that if we really believed this was the right thing to do, we wouldn’t be making fun of it. Right? So it was really fun to make fun of it because especially living in this town, we all know what it’s like to come up against people who have their priorities a little screwed up and focus on the wrong things. 14-year-old boys, I love it! So it was really fun to be able to go to work every day and have a team of people all on the same wagon going towards complete and utter distaste and throwing everything out the window. It’s fantastic. We had a lot of fun doing that.

Movies That Made Me Want To Puke My Insides Out | Brutal As Hell

~John Landis on Audition

It takes a lot to gross me out these days. A LOT. And when I say “gross out” I’m not referring to your standard, everyday, garden variety “oh-my-god-his-eyeball-just-exploded-out-of-his-socket-in-a-high-pressure-jet-of-green-pus” cheap shock kind of gross out. I’m talking about the profoundly sadistic, deeply disturbing, OhMyGodWhyWasThisMadeAndWhyAmIWatchingIt?! kind of grossout. The kind that lingers for a while even after it’s gone, not unlike an emission of gas from a terminally cancerous colon. The kind that can only be removed after thirty hot showers, a can of Lysol and invasive brain surgery. These are the movies that violated my corneas and grossed out my immortal soul on a cosmic level, leaving me questioning the very existence of God. I will never watch these movies again. I don’t have to; they’re branded on my psyche and refuse to scab over, leaking a gangrenous rot which will forever fester in my core.

(FYI: These are movies I have actually seen for myself. If you’re wondering why I didn’t include such flicks as “Faces of Death” and/or “A Serbian Film” it’s because I haven’t yet worked up the balls to view them.)

5 – Jin Won Kim’s The Butcher – I’m still not sure which was worse: the POV shot of the guy being viciously ass raped by an obese Leatherface wannabe wearing a rotting pigs head, the close-up shot of a girls eyeball being gouged out of her head in much the same way you or I would section a grapefruit, or those fucking shaky helmet cams that film 99% of the footage. This movie is so unrelentingly wobbly, jiggly and nausea inducing that it totally could have been Showgirls if it had tried a little harder.

4 – Scrapbook – Okay, not as bad as I thought it would be. Comparable to being locked in a restroom stall filled with still steaming, maggot infested feces and heavy flow tampon graffiti for two hours. Barefoot. With no cross venting. In July. On the equator. While a flu-stricken Tyler Tuione rapes you up the ass with a moldy stick of genoa salami. And a malformed midget pisses in your face. No, not unpleasant at all. Yarf.

3 – Audition – Tendon-slicing: check. Eyeball-skewering: double Fulci check. Vomiting convulsively into a bowl and feeding it to some dude? GTFO. I will never be able to eat cream of mushroom soup again. Ever.

All great choices, and good movies, Annie. Except Begotten, it just did nothing for me. Anyhoo, you could add Black Sun: The Nanking Massacre or Men Behind The Sun. I’m not sure A Serbian Film would induce vomiting, maybe the need for a shower with a wire brillo pad.

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